Wonderland is now our home.
A customer called me “a god” today. That shit was wild.
"i wouldn’t want to date a bi person bc they’d be twice as likely to cheat on me!" are u. are u 12
one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined...
what if kim kardashian secretly solves crimes all the time
When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged